Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Life According to Ted

"Once I've conquered this baby.. I'll be the KING OF THE WORLD."


"Contrary to popular belief, it is possible to fall asleep eating lunch."

"Just one more fry..zzzzzzzz"

"Don't mind me. I'm just going to close my eyes for a second."

"I hear you mocking me and my leprechaun outfit. But really, the only thing that matters is if you can throw a ball."



"I know- you are lovin my green ensemble. Did you check out the shoes on my footy pajamas? Admit it, you wish you looked smokin like me."




"My dad was a
little unhappy that my mom dressed me like a leprechaun, so he changed me."



"
Dude- the number one rule of clothing.. ALWAYS wear your collar up. I learned that one from Big Guy Hunt."



"Everyone knows that WEARING your dinner is much more enjoyable than eating it."




"Let's face it, if my Mom is going to be dumb enough to give me a bowl
of oatmeal and then leave the room... I will make her pay.. boahhhh."



"Cute Teddy, Cute. But guess what- have we got a job for your daddy. Boahhhhhh"

8 comments:

Jill said...

He's so cute!

I think it's amazing that little kids fall asleep while they're eating, it's so funny.

wandering nana said...

This has got to be one of the funniest blogs you have written. I totally agree with Teddy on the green outfit...WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? You never dressed the princess in outfits that made her look ridiculous! Poor little boy, thank goodness his father came home in time to save him.

Amy said...

Move over Tim Gunn! ;)

Anonymous said...

His leprechaun outfit is cute! I have such a thing for babies in stripes though. He is cute. He is big! My girls both have fallen to sleep while eating. It is so adorable.

skbkmjfamily said...

When did he get so big. He is adorable and fun.

This was fun to read

Melanie said...

he is honestly one of the cutest babies I've seen

michelle said...

In your defense, I recognize the leprechaun outfit as super soft jammies! I think I may even have given those...

How in the world do kids FALL ASLEEP while eating?? hilarious.

SpyderDoc said...

nana-
I have that thought every day.